Why is this sucker so elusive? It's deemed magical, and seems to be the epitome of a skilled sex doer. What I am not sure of is, how it is so difficult to locate. It would seem as though a little communication would go a long way. Although with a one night stand or something, you probably don't want to spend the night teaching and instructing. I guess you just hope for someone who knows what's happening down there. Does this mean gynecologists are especially skilled at locating it? I would think so. Any gyno that uses a dating website should definitely list it under their skills & talents section. People who go spelunking should also list it. They're used to finding shit in cavernous locations. Also, no one should even be faulted for not being able to find it, especially if you can't find it yourself. If you could, you would lead the way. Like a tour guide. When you travel to a foreign destination, you count on an experienced tour guide to point out hot spots for you. This is basically the same thing. Plus, don't expect someone to do something for you, which you can't do for yourself. Well, unless you don't have any arms, then I don't think it's asking too much. I also imagine someone super skilled in fiding it with ease would be like a super hero. Their name could be Super Snootch. Double plus, if your guy doesn’t expect you to finger bang around in his b-hole looking for some magic button, don't expect him to rummage around in your vagina. Think about how irritating it is to find a light switch in a dark room...exactly.
My other theory regarding women is, maybe some ladies were assholes in their previous lives, and this time karma said no G-spot for you this time around. So take that, whore.
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