Butt? Butt? Butt...

What is it about butt sex that gives it such a bad name? Seems like all girls that enjoy it are called "dirty girls". Why is that exactly? Is it because it is so taboo? Is it because it is super intimate, or because that's where poop comes from? Is dirty a literal term, or just a freak type term? From what I gather, it's a trampy girl who likes to take it in the ol' chocolate starfish. Frankly, I just don't see an issue with it. I don't see how it's more filthy than the muffin. Yes, I know poop comes from there, but, umm...many things come  out of a bearded clam. Everything from people to bread dough. So, yeah, poop isn't the worst. And if this is just an intimacy issue, well, I don't think anyone should be faulted for that. There is nothing wrong with being so comfortable that you don't mind exposing your b-hole. The fact that it was once considered taboo shouldn't be an issue either. Not when people are performing blumpkins, angry dragons, or screwnicorns. A blumpkin is what is sick. If someone is doing one of those, then they are a straight up dirty freak. Doing that makes taking it in the growler as harmless as a good old fashioned tugger. I think many ladies are put off by the fact that poop might come out. Now, that would be a little upsetting. No one likes to be shit on. However, consequence often follows risk. The fact that both parties know that it is a possibility, should make the moment it happens, no more embarrassing than the untimely queef. Which you can actually control once you understand what's going on. One of my more attractive talents is doing it on command. Now, it's no party favor, and few have been there to witness it, but it is a delight.  So, regardless who what you do with your body, just be comfortable. It's your butthole, do what you will, but don't judge others. Just take off those judgey pants and see whats up.

I'm not saying this actually represents me, but I do wonder about the person wearing it...