Have some consideration...

Some of you may think that boys don't like to see girls cry because they are so super sensitive. Well, that makes you retarded. Boys don't like to see girls cry because we are hideous. I am not excluded from this, at all. Seriously, next time one of your girlfriends is crying over one of their neurotic issues, look at her face. That girl will look like she got her face smashed in with a puddle of lemons. Puffy eyes smeared with too much make-up, lips all quivery, snot running all into her lips...and no, I do not mean "wake up the next morning after hot sex the night before" sexy smeary make-up. I mean eyes that look goobered, streaked with snot, smeary like a road map. And the crying voice! No one wants to hear that, nor should they be forced to. Gulpy, sobbed filled, squeaky, high pitched sounds that are horrendous to hear. It doesn't matter if it's over a boy or a movie, be considerate and smash your face into a pillow.  Plus, hiding your ugly cry face is beneficial. The person you are heaving in front of can focus and be more helpful. They don't have to worry about trying not to laugh at you, or get hung up on how ugly you actually look. When you are asked to, "please stop crying", that is the reason. You are torturing them. You have the right to cry, but you don't have to be so selfish. Oh, and for Pete's sake, don't try and suppress those tears! Haven't you seen someone try not to cry!? That's even worse. You have to watch their lips twitch up & down for what feels like centuries while they look around, look at the ceiling, look to the side, do weird breathing things...just let it go! Prolonging the inevitable isn't doing anyone any favors, least of all, the person who is looking at you. So, if you want a friend to sit with you through one of your episodes, be considerate and hide that ugly little cry face.

Now you can see...It's mean to make someone look at this shit...