Thursday, July 19, 2012

Slutty McSlutterson

Sometimes I wonder what it is exactly that makes a slut, a slut. Possible reasons being :

1. The way she dresses.
This to me, though, is silly. She might just be a regular run of the mill stiffy tease with her titty showing tee's and hamburger flouncing mini skirts.


2. The way she acts.
Also, open to judgement. Maybe she is just flirtatious. A touchy feely nature should not mean her muffin shop is open for business.

3. The way she talks.
Lots of girls have terrible trash mouths. I for one, do myself. Every time I see Kid Rock, I remind my husband that he is on my "To Do" list. The way a person talks means nothing. It's not the words coming out, it's the wieners going in that matter.

4. The amount of shaft she has actually consumed.
Alright, this is an issue. Plus, you have to adjust the time span between partners, length of time sexual activiy has been happening, have other peoples significant others been the ones getting nailed? Usually, no one has the facts to even make this assessment,because they base it off rumors.

5. Lots of guy friends.
Really? Yes. People are this ridiculous. Just because a girl accepts multiple males for friends, does not mean she accepted them by auditioning their poles.

The double standard argument kills me alittle bit too. You know, a guy can do everyone and he isn't a pig, but if a girl does, then she is, blah blah blah....Well, yeah. Honestly, they are both pigs. Males and females have different perceptions, that's all. People in general have different perceptions and opinions, doesn't mean that slaying hundreds of dicks leaves you unscathed. Your a pig. Own it, don't deny it. Just don't expect everyone to be alright with it. All you need to do is be alright with yourself. Don't get me wrong, we have all bedded someone, that when we look back, makes you want to tear off your anatomy for betraying you. If you feel embarrassed by the number of people you banged though, then you might be onto something. It may not be any ones business, but you shouldn't be ashamed. Well, if you don't even know a specific number for the times you have opened your legs, or have a hard time recalling the names of those lucky pokers, then you probably should be. Besides, I'd rather have a friend declare herself a cock-a-saures rex, rather than a romantic and watch her fall in love every second Tuesday of each month.





5 comments:

  1. Anonymous7/19/2012

    Well I think if they are having safe sex and is not HURTING anyone else in the process it is not anyone's business who, when, where, and how much sex one is having.....Nancy

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    1. I think you're right, to a certain extent. They also can't make it everyones business, and then cry when they are judged. Regardless of how things should be, people are the way they are. While it's noones business, people make everything their own business.

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  2. amen. romantics, in general, make me want to vomit.

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