Quick picks...

Since it really is true, Universal will be putting 50 Shades into a film, I already have the movie played out in my head, with the people who in my mind, are the only people who could possibly do it.  Everyone knows that the movie barely rivals the books, ever, so I really need Christian to get me as hot and bothered as he did when reading about him. This is usually impossible, since people usually don't compare to fantasy, but this time, it was dead on. Hot, brooding, charming, disarming and panty dropping, this is the man for the job :

Meet David Giuntoli.

You're welcome for the introduction.

As for Anastasia, she needs to be gorgeous, though understated...innocent, with a dirty girl sex appeal. Pale, milky skin, big lips, big eyes, this bitch should be a shoe-in!

Hello there, Felicity Jones :

Kate Kavanaugh, the hotsy totsy. She obviously has to be amazing to look at. Sophisticated, intense, gorgeous. And it just so happens that I am in love with this girl, so she would be outstandingly perfect.

And now you know Saorise Ronan :

Now, I know that everyone has their own opinions on who should be cast, all that matters is that you realize my picks are the best. It's like I should be choosing the cast for this sucker. Then every woman in the whole wide world can thank me for it. I just don't get why people think Ryan Gosling would be good for the role. Now, don't get me wrong, I would drop my pants in his presence any day of the week, I just don't see any Christian in him. No dominance, no billionaire-esq, businessy appeal, though he would be more than welcome to dominate my ass in a cornfield someplace.

Oh, last but not least, Mrs. Robinson. There would be no one who could do this other than Naomi Watts. She just looks like a sexy cougar that would nail a lawn boy.

Now, even though the books are usually better, this one has the potential to make a better movie, I can't even believe that I am saying this, but, they can take out some screwing and focus on the story line more. I know, I know, I like all the dirty stuff too, but seriously, if it's a movie with too much P in the VaGee, then it's just porn. Again, not that I am opposed, but I am just interested in seeing it as a movie. Plus, I want to see David Giuntoli in ripped jeans with a boner, with handcuffs and with a riding crop, but that's just me.