Bitchfest #3 ~ Status.

Why is there even a, "it’s complicated", relationship status option on Facebook? I honestly don't understand what it even means. I understand that people have complicated relationships, but why is it something that needs its own category? Most relationships are complicated, if it's too easy, you're doing something wrong. People are complicated creatures, mashing them together is obviously complicated too. Here are a couple things that I believe it to mean:

1. You’re being dramatic. You are very much with your significant other, but mad at them. Yet you are a social networking junky who loves their notification area to blow up with nosy people full of sympathy. Your attention grabbing like an asshole. Maybe you’re even really changing it so your person knows how “serious” you can be. Way to really show them.  

2. You’re a whore. Male or female, of course. You have fought with your person and will change that relationship status up so that your ass is on the market. Technically, you are still in that relationship, but so pissed you’re going to look for some strange. You've probably changed that status while sitting on a bar stool.

3. You’re embarrassed of who your dating/doing. In the sense that you are completely dedicated to banging someone else’s person. You aren’t available, but you can’t speak of your relationship either, because it is already someone else’s. Yeah, that would be complicated. In which case, a "Lolita" status should be an option.

If you are in a complicated relationship, you’re still in a relationship, right? I mean, complicated, none the less, you’re unavailable. Unless it’s so complicated that you just run around screwing everyone out frustration. I think there should only be two options, available & unavailable. You're either dtf, or you aren't, you're looking, or you aren't.  

And that's all that it is...