Being pregnant means...
You will be surrounded by people who will tell you how best to do your "job". Humor them the same way you would any other know-it-all-asshole in an actual work setting.
If you dare complain about morning sickness, mood swings, anything pregnancy related- distraught bitches will hop up onto their soap boxes and try to make you feel ungrateful. This is common among meddlesome, jealous twats who need to find something else to do. Tell them to kiss your plump pregnant ass and move it along.
It is okay to feel like you are the only woman who has ever gone through pregnancy. That you are the first woman to ever give birth and should be treated as such. You are entitled to those feelings. You are entitled to that treatment. Whether you are the first or the 999 billionth- you are growing a person inside of your body. This makes you fucking rock star.
You gain weight, you become soft and round and beautiful. If the weight gain is an issue for you- be sure not confuse nourishment for two with meals for two.
Reserves of patience, compassion, and strength that you never even knew existed will be tapped. You will understand what it means to go, when you didn't think you could go anymore.
You will lead a different life. DIFFERENT, not better. Do not climb onto that wagon of yenta's who find their lives to be better and more full filling than those without children.
Just be pregnant. Be mean, be happy, piss your pants, sprout hemorrhoids, give advice, take advice, feel your baby move and body change. Revel in it. Have great sex and huge orgasms. It's only 9 months, fleeting in the bigger picture.
30 weeks. See you soon, Charlee Girl.
Lol couldn't agree more with people assuming your "ungrateful" if or when you have some pregnancy issue to complain about. I see it constantly by girls judging other girls. Drives me nutts. They'll throw the " some women can have kids and would love to deal with pregnancy" at ya.
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