Hey Jealousy

Have you even been out & about and seen a girl with a completely unattractive guy? Of course you have. He might be 500 lbs, missing teeth, hair slicked back, or just so slick you could fry an egg on it...Well, sometimes they are with a girl who looks as though lava will pour from eye sockets should you even look into his direction. This is obviously the definition of blinded by love, but she is also so consumed with jealousy that simply looking in the direction of the hot-mess hanging off her arm practically starts a war. I have felt this from many girls and just want to be like, hey...slow it down, sista. Not only do I have an extremely hot husband, but also, how do you think you look, acting like a jealous hag, letting your low self-esteem ride along on your sleeve? Don't get me wrong, we all have our own issues now and again, but to be so psychotic in your relationship...big surprise when you wonder why they don't last, and then you move onto how all guys are douchbags. Becoming a man hater is no surprise, when you're already a self-hater. Even if your boyfriend/husband is so beautiful to look at that it brings a tear to your eye, and with a bulge in his jeans that threatens to rip the teeth off his zipper, rest assured, not everyone wants him. How do you know these women don't have a salami waiting at home? Or a man that they find irresistible? It's because your jealousy keeps you from looking past yourself and your own bag of shit that everything else seems unfathomable. Grow up. Don't you realize how attractive self-confidence is? Or how much your boyfriend/husband would enjoy your company, or love having you hang out with he and his friends if you weren't infringing on stage 5 clinger status! I am certainly not perfect and somedays think I look hideous, but the one thing I never think is that someone else is better for my husband than I am.
 If you don't have the confidence to begin with, fake it. Eventually you will, and by the way you get treated because of it, you will gain it naturally.