I came across this forum online, a real mans man kind of chat party happening. Well, this one guy, of supreme intelligence, obviously, claims that the smallness of a woman's hands, indicates a tightness in the vagina. Oh, and a shorter vagina too. Not all the duders were on board with this theory, though, thankfully. However, this was also thrown into the mix,
"Having a kid will ruin any tight pussy", (PEnoob, 2011).
Woah, woah, back it up, you walking science experiment gone wrong. I, for one- beg to differ. The only logical reason birthing a child would ruin a muff, is if that baby drove out of there in a bus. Pretty unlikely, so that ol'clam should snap back into shape. With kegals of course. THEN, in another turn of events, it was determined that hand size and baby squeezing out actually are NOT the causes of a tight/untight vagina, but it's actually about athletics. Apparently, track runners and soccer players have the tightest snootches. Except for some athletes though, since RockstarParkingdude had this to say,
"...forget about softballs girls, they're all lesbians"
Yeah. So there's that. So, don't get excited softball players, your obviously running floppy muffs around the bases. I, on the other hand, have done soccer and track...so maybe they're onto something...hmmm...I'm telling you, seriously though, this forum was brimming with intelligence and insight. One man needs only to size a gal up for a few seconds before determining her vag's width AND depth.
I know lots of females who think like this too, shit, I have even done it myself. Thick neck, hands, wrists, whatever, the association is there. I have a friend or two that insists all nerds are biggest in the pants. I don't even know what to say about that. It's never been confirmed in my pants, there are zero nerds in my repertoire.
http://www.pegym.com/forums/womans-perspective/23800-how-spot-women-smaller-vajas.html
"Having a kid will ruin any tight pussy", (PEnoob, 2011).
Woah, woah, back it up, you walking science experiment gone wrong. I, for one- beg to differ. The only logical reason birthing a child would ruin a muff, is if that baby drove out of there in a bus. Pretty unlikely, so that ol'clam should snap back into shape. With kegals of course. THEN, in another turn of events, it was determined that hand size and baby squeezing out actually are NOT the causes of a tight/untight vagina, but it's actually about athletics. Apparently, track runners and soccer players have the tightest snootches. Except for some athletes though, since RockstarParkingdude had this to say,
"...forget about softballs girls, they're all lesbians"
Yeah. So there's that. So, don't get excited softball players, your obviously running floppy muffs around the bases. I, on the other hand, have done soccer and track...so maybe they're onto something...hmmm...I'm telling you, seriously though, this forum was brimming with intelligence and insight. One man needs only to size a gal up for a few seconds before determining her vag's width AND depth.
I know lots of females who think like this too, shit, I have even done it myself. Thick neck, hands, wrists, whatever, the association is there. I have a friend or two that insists all nerds are biggest in the pants. I don't even know what to say about that. It's never been confirmed in my pants, there are zero nerds in my repertoire.
Horseback riding...that's all I'm going to say.
ReplyDeleteoh wow, horseback riding, makes sense. cause i'm certainly no athlete but have the opposite complaint. and i mean complaint, like need to do the opposite of kegals or something. cause ouch, on both sides. or maybe it's like a goldilocks sitch and i just haven't found the one that's just right, cause there is definitely such a thing as being too big.
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