Woke up last night pulling my husbands jammy pants off him. I was in full on attack mode all over his wiener. It had been a normal night, no drinking, no porn, even went to bed right after Sons of Anarchy, asleep by 10 o'clock. It appears the sleepy slut has returned. It used to be a real problem, neither of us ever got any sleep. He would roll right away from me at bedtime and sleep tight on his belly because of it. Woke up countless times with my hand right down his pants, getting all old school with the hj's. He would fight me off, and go back to sleep. I have woken up right on top of him trying to get my swerve on, or just plain ol' humping the skin right off his leg. He of course, shoves me off with disgust. Last night though, was the first night in a while. I wasn't even having any sexy dreams, I was actually having a scary one! And he wasn't even saving me, so I wasn't offering my vagina up in a gratuitous nature. While last nights sleepy time sexcapade did start out only in his favor, I did wind up getting lucky, so that's a plus. We were both wide awake by that time, so that's even better. Until we looked at the clock. Being asleep by ten, we assumed it was like 5am...nope. It was only midnight. A Googling I will go, and find out that sexsomnia is the real deal, present in 4% of women. Could be worse I guess, like a sleep eater or something. Then again, I was only a wiener type away from that difference last night.
Clearly, I would not be a good candidate for a sleepover...
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