First of all, the only people still wearing jeans so low that their yucky pussy bush is barely covered- are older women who should not even be allowed to purchase them. Keep watch for bedazzled back pockets...it will be a dead give away for those jeans. As will be the giant fucking moose knuckle in the front. Because she is probably past 40, and wearing those jeans, I am willing to bet Girth's big ol' wiener that she will be wearing a tube top as well. In reality she is probably only 30, but looks 40, while all her bestest friends are 21. She'll be getting loaded and having fun, then crying about her lonely single life while shoving her hand down the front of some strange guys pants. He's only going to let her blow him though- because no guy in their right mind would hit that snootch anymore. Don't get me wrong- she will still get laid, occasionally. By some poor unsuspecting soul who thinks he is nailing a cougar. But he isn't. He has just been duped by a haggard 30 year old. Maybe I am just getting older myself, maybe I am just feeling twatty. But people are grossing me out lately either way. I drink, I piss my pants, show my tits...I get belligerent. I just don't do it regularly, I don't prowl for new dick, and I certainly do not pretend to be a 20something. It would be impossible anyway, I am way too stuck in the 90's. I just don't get how these women think these things will land them a good guy while they are single and looking. No one wants the lady who only looks decent when illuminated beneath the dim glow of Coors lamp hanging over a pool table. Smarten up. Stop being so fucking embarrassing and you might get a guy to call you before midnight. And for fucks sakes, stop dressing yourself from your tween daughters closet.
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