Anatomy.

Making meatballs for dinner last night, I thought of balls, and how their ugly uselessness just sort of hangs off the male body. They really are stupid looking. Then I thought of (what my husband would call) the weapon. As far as anatomy goes, lady parts aren't the cutest things going. However- a muffin does not just dangle off a female, all weird and floppy like its male counterpart does. Plus, if a lady gets excited, her vagina does not threaten to rip through her jeans.
So, onto the looks. When do you ever REALLY hear someone say, "Wow. That is a really handsome penis!" You don't, except in porn. Why, you ask? Because they aren't especially good looking. Looking at filthy magazines, watching porn, all those pork swords are so different! (I only know this from hearsay, of course.) If there was a huge veiny wiener flying at my face, I don't even care what it's attached to-I am it beating with a stick. THEN, there's those ones that look like long pokers...like you're going to be stabbed to death with spaghetti right out of the box.I would snap that sucker with a judo chop. Oh, and lets not forget about the fear of the "zero doodle". There is just nothing there. I imagine that having a "zero doodle" come at you would make you want to poke it and ring it like a doorbell...except nothing would happen.
At best, the penis is tolerable to look at. Not a thing of beauty like the rising sun is. Both look cool when they are rising, but let's face it, only one is beautiful.
For the most part, they all look similar to this guy.  

Someone give this guy a brush...