Why is everyone who gets their picture taken by a good photographer suddenly beginning a "modeling" page? Easy, Elle Macpherson. And also, if you un-Instagram yourself, it's like Superman revealing he is just Clark Kent. A big fucking disappointment.
No one is going to share a million dollars with you. Cancer will not be cured. Sick children will not be fed. You're mother/father/sister/brother will not die.
Free couches will not come in the mail.
Stop riddling FaceBook with this insanity. No one is secretly counting your FB likes and feeling that we are on our way to a better quality of life. No one is over your shoulder ready to kill anyone if you scroll past.
A $20.00 dollar tattoo is a $20.00 dollar tattoo. If you are in a kitchen, 9 times out of 10, it looks like it was done in a kitchen. If you say you got 'tatted', then this is more than likely exactly what you did. If you want professional pictures taken, and I started snapping away with a disposable camera and charge you money, then that wouldn't be very professional, now would it? You would not have professional pictures, you would have retardation. If you are buying groceries, do you want to save some money and get old, stale, bad food? No, you probably do not. You want the good stuff. So, then why go to your neighbor, who just got his first artistry kit, via the interweb machine, and let him etch a permanent practice session into your skin? Of course you can pay out of your ass to have an actual professional fix it, but maybe they will pass. Maybe they are a little weary on being at risk for Hep B, unlike YOU were when you sat in that kitchen chair, table full of food, kids running around, people smoking/drinking, with your un-gloved artist.
Just in case you need help identifying professional from non-professional work:
http://www.deathtoscratchers.com/Index.html
Keep in mind, shit work is alot different than apprentice work.
If you are offended by this, then you probably did it. Don't fret, this guy can more than likely fix your mistake. And I do say YOUR mistake, instead of the "artist" you initially went to- since YOU chose them in the first place.
https://www.facebook.com/messages/635479014#!/TattooMacabre
https://www.facebook.com/messages/635479014#!/tymelesstattoo.piercing?fref=ts
Now, kids- Mr. Macabre won't work out of a kitchen, but you won't be disappointed.
No one is going to share a million dollars with you. Cancer will not be cured. Sick children will not be fed. You're mother/father/sister/brother will not die.
Free couches will not come in the mail.
Stop riddling FaceBook with this insanity. No one is secretly counting your FB likes and feeling that we are on our way to a better quality of life. No one is over your shoulder ready to kill anyone if you scroll past.
A $20.00 dollar tattoo is a $20.00 dollar tattoo. If you are in a kitchen, 9 times out of 10, it looks like it was done in a kitchen. If you say you got 'tatted', then this is more than likely exactly what you did. If you want professional pictures taken, and I started snapping away with a disposable camera and charge you money, then that wouldn't be very professional, now would it? You would not have professional pictures, you would have retardation. If you are buying groceries, do you want to save some money and get old, stale, bad food? No, you probably do not. You want the good stuff. So, then why go to your neighbor, who just got his first artistry kit, via the interweb machine, and let him etch a permanent practice session into your skin? Of course you can pay out of your ass to have an actual professional fix it, but maybe they will pass. Maybe they are a little weary on being at risk for Hep B, unlike YOU were when you sat in that kitchen chair, table full of food, kids running around, people smoking/drinking, with your un-gloved artist.
Why can't FaceBook just be full of baby animals and porn *sigh*
Just in case you need help identifying professional from non-professional work:
http://www.deathtoscratchers.com/Index.html
Keep in mind, shit work is alot different than apprentice work.
If you are offended by this, then you probably did it. Don't fret, this guy can more than likely fix your mistake. And I do say YOUR mistake, instead of the "artist" you initially went to- since YOU chose them in the first place.
https://www.facebook.com/messages/635479014#!/TattooMacabre
https://www.facebook.com/messages/635479014#!/tymelesstattoo.piercing?fref=ts
Now, kids- Mr. Macabre won't work out of a kitchen, but you won't be disappointed.
So that means you can have something like this...
...instead of this.
I got my first tattoo in my kitchen! : p Ah ha ha.
ReplyDeleteWell the only when I cannot scroll by it is impossible for me to do is the missing children. I repost every single last one. Because God forbid if one of my own were missing I would only hope someone would pass it on for me. All the other hoopla I could careless about. Chels tat was done on a coffee table and looks it now she is looking for a good artist that can cover that thing up. I think she should spend the money and have it completely removed.
ReplyDeleteThat's some funny, yet accurate shit right there! Well said!!!
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