I am over worked, over sexed, and over sized. Blogging had fallen by the wayside. Thanksgiving was good, but the only thing that got stuffed was me. And by me, I am sad to report that I am only referring to turkey in my belly. Our Christmas tree is up- but not without some bullshit. You see, as Riot & I sat peacefully on the couch Sunday afternoon- the fucker tipped right over. Shattered glass and a big fucking mess- I dial up Girth at work. In a frenzy. We hang up, I have Riot go in his room, because I am raging...I tear that fucking tree apart. Had I been able to unleash it from that hellish death trap of a tree stand, it would have been in the front yard. I go into Riots room, feeling bad for having sent him there with no explanation, became the big spoon, and we fell asleep until Chris came home at 5 to a tore up house. I didn't even fucking sweep up the glass. Thank you pregnancy hormones. All in the world ended well, as we redecorated and watched Christmas movies. Am I the only person who hates The Polar Express?? Ugh, give me the classics- before things sucked, thanks.
My belly is so low I am fearful of developing a FUPA after birth. Twenty-Two weeks along this Thursday- and I feel like I did with Riot at 9 months. FUPA fear aside, I am convinced that I will die during childbirth or that I won't like the new baby as much as I like the old one or that other people will dismiss Riot for the new baby or...the list goes on & on. This pregnancy might really drive me crazy. Feeling her move now though, that calms me down. It feels different from Riot's movement- his were like ultimate fighting. This time, she seems to move more fluidly...like she is twerking. Charly Maylene seems to be sticking. And on April 10th she shall be taking over the world in her band tees, tutu's, and leg warmers.
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My belly is so low I am fearful of developing a FUPA after birth. Twenty-Two weeks along this Thursday- and I feel like I did with Riot at 9 months. FUPA fear aside, I am convinced that I will die during childbirth or that I won't like the new baby as much as I like the old one or that other people will dismiss Riot for the new baby or...the list goes on & on. This pregnancy might really drive me crazy. Feeling her move now though, that calms me down. It feels different from Riot's movement- his were like ultimate fighting. This time, she seems to move more fluidly...like she is twerking. Charly Maylene seems to be sticking. And on April 10th she shall be taking over the world in her band tees, tutu's, and leg warmers.
Pregnancy Recap, the Evolution of 17 pounds.
Week 12
Week 15
Week 19
Week 20
Anyway, there's also this...
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